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Funny Happy New Year Wishes and Quotes

Funny Happy New Year Wishes and Quotes

New year’s eve, where auld acquaintance is forgotten. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Jay Leno

Live it up on New Year’s Eve – you’ve got the whole year to live it down!

Before I get drunk, dance at the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, let me wish you a Happy New Year!

May your troubles last as long as my New Year’s resolutions! Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry – for tomorrow, we diet!

Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy. But enough about me here’s to you – Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Here’s to living on the edge a little more in 2023. As Hunter S. Thompson said: Life should not be a journey to the grave to arrive safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”

Happy New Year! I don’t know about you, but my New Year’s resolves to stop feeling guilty about not keeping last year’s resolution.

My New Year’s resolution was going to be to quit all my bad habits, but then it occurred to me – no one likes a quitter. Happy New Year!

A New Year’s resolution goes in one year and out the other.

Happy New Year! I can’t believe another year has passed so quickly. But, in the words of Michael Altshuler, “The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot!”

May the New Year bring you the courage to break your resolutions early! I plan to swear off every kind of virtue so that I triumph even when I fall!

Aleister Crowley

Many years ago, I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.

Dave Beard

A new year. A fresh, clean start! It’s like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities!

Bill Watterson

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Bill Vaughan

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to ensure the old year leaves.

Bill Vaughn

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