Before marriage, you are incomplete. After marriage, you are finished. That’s the sad reality, my friend! Congratulations anyway!
It takes a lot of courage for a man who goes into war knowing that he will never win. All the best wishes for your marriage!
No one wants to go to prison but everyone wants to get married. This world is so full of irony. Congratulations on your marriage by the way!
The secret of a happy marriage is a secret that no one knows. Let me know if you ever find one. Congratulation!
What’s the similarity between Shakespeare’s novel and a marriage? A little romance and a lot of tragedy! You sure want to do this?
Marriages are wonderful except for those who have already married. God bless you both for the new life you are going to start together!
Always be good to each other. After all, you’ll be the ones to help each other while scrubbing the toilet.
Life is not fair to those who wish to remain single and that’s why something called ‘wedding’ exists.
You were mad for each other before today. From now on you will be mad at each other. That’s the magic of the wedding. Have a good time!
You must have already started to think that it’s a mistake. But it’s too late my friend. You’re now officially a prisoner! Congratulations!
Here is my precious advice on your wedding: Love, respect, and remember to PUT THE SEAT DOWN!
The most important four words for a happy and successful marriage: “Yes, darling, you are right!”
I was about to say that your love story is as epic as Romeo and Juliet’s, but then I realized their story was a tragedy. Anyway, best wishes on your wedding.
I honestly believed you’d be single forever, but here I am, at your wedding, offering you a warm congratulations.
Best wishes for your wedding, always remember when you fight, you are always wrong, your wife is always right.
