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Short and Funny Birthday Wishes

Short and Funny Birthday Wishes

Many happy returns to you on your Birthday! May you enjoy a wonderful day full of friends, family, and cake!

Wishing you a very special birthday and a wonderful year ahead!

I hope your Birthday is full of sunshine, rainbows, love, and laughter! Sending many good wishes to you on your special day.

Wishing you a very happy birthday! May all your dreams come true.

Happy Birthday! Here’s to a memorable day and a year ahead full of adventure and joy.

Congratulations on your Birthday! Wishing you a truly fabulous day.

Happy Birthday! Wishing you a beautiful day and many blessings for the year ahead.

Congratulations on your Birthday! Sending you our love and good wishes.

Happy Birthday to a great buddy! I hope you have a good one.

I was hoping to find you a birthday gift that’s truly amazing and inspiring. Then I remembered that you already have me.

Happy Birthday! Remember to iron that birthday suit.

Those aren’t gray hairs that you see. Instead, they’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

Night sweats and hot flashes are nature’s savings plan. They lower your heating bill to save money for retirement.

[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but still young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

Don’t worry. Those aren’t gray hairs. Their wisdom-highlights. You happen to be extremely wise.

You’re not getting older… just more distinguished! Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday! I’m so pleased to hear you’re over the hill instead of under it.

Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

I wouldn’t call you old… it’s just that you’ve been young for longer than most of us. Happy Birthday!

You know you’re getting older when an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.

By the time you’re [insert age], you’ve learned everything – you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your Birthday.

Middle age: that time when you finally get your head together – then your body starts falling apart.

How do you know you’ve hit middle age? When you sneeze big, you must cross your legs hard and hope for the best!

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop, and they sold you.

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well pee while I’m here.”

A little gray hair is a small price for so much wisdom.

You know you’re getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

You’re a genius if gray hair is a sign of wisdom!

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past; you cannot change it.” I want to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one.”

You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

I spent three hours scrolling the internet for your perfect birthday message. Then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

May your Birthday be sprinkled with fun and laughter. Have a great day!

Better “over the hill” than under it. Happy Birthday!

 

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